JIM
I just don’t think I’m going to be able to pull this off. The Muppet Show is a failure. I’m a failure. I never do anything right.
BERNIE
Wow, that’s a weird thing for you to say since you’re usually an optimistic figure who seems unburdened by insecurity to the point that it’s hard to write a biopic that makes you a relatable character.
JIM
Gotcha! I have no doubts or insecurities and my attitude is positive!
BERNIE
You got me!