KERMIT
The neat thing about being a Muppet is that you’re connected to the spirit of your performer forever. I can tell you about where Jim Henson went when he died – death isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You wait in a long line to get into heaven while some guy behind you won’t stop singing “The Candy Man” and “Something’s Gotta Give.”
JACK DONAGHY
Thank you, Kermit, for explaining the afterlife to us.
KERMIT
Listen, Jack, thank you for being the man we all aspire to be.