It’s All Real

INTERVIEWER
Mr. Henson, would you say The Dark Crystal is a science fiction film or a fantasy film?
JIM
Well, if I had t–
Brian Froud BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL.
BRIAN FROUD
IT’S A DOCUMENTARY YOU FOOLS WAKE UP SHEEPLE IT’S REAL IT’S ALL REAL THE FAIRIES ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY’RE COMING THE GOBLINS ARE DESCENDING THE GREAT CONJUNCTION IS UPON US THE CRYSTAL CALLS!!!!!