INTERVIEWER
Mr. Henson, what would you say is the definition of a Muppet? Where does that word come from and what does it really mean?
JIM
Well, I used to say that it was a combination of the words “marionette” and “puppet,” but I said that because, you see, I am a liar. I really just liked the sound of it. I think what the Muppets are about is learning to be yourself — being silly and weird, and following your dreams.
INTERVIEWER
Can… can I be a Muppet?
JIM
Of course! Anyone can be a Muppet if they’ve got a dream and a song to sing. If you love vaudevillian comedy and old show tunes, you’re a Muppet. If you love cookies or you live in a trash can, you’re a Muppet. If you have an uncle but no biological parents, you’re a Muppet. If Peter Sellers can grab your foot, pull it through a knot he’s made with your arm, and just totally screw you up real good, you’re a Muppet. And now I own you.