The CBS executive walks into his living room, gleefully counting stacks of money. At first he doesn’t seem to notice his WIFE (36), TEENAGE SON (16) and DAUGHTER (7) gathered around the TV set.
WIFE
Come here, dear, you have to see this new syndicated prime time television show! It appeals to all demographics and it’s in over 100 countries and everyone loves it now! I sure would hate to be married to the guy who turned down this show!
He walks up to the TV to see that the show they’re watching is The Muppet Show, which he had rejected. On the TV set, Kermit winks at him, somehow.
The CBS executive’s jaw drops. He drops the stacks of money on the floor. Then his pants fall down. The family dog pees on him. A piano falls on his head.