A Scene We Wrote While Sitting on the Don Sahlin Bench

Drew — Sun, 09 May 2021 03:49:00 +0000

We wrote a scene while sitting on the Don Sahlin bench on Hampstead Heath, hoping to get inspired. It worked!

DOOZ. DOOZERS – DOOZERS
Doozers Doozers Doozers.
DOOZERS
Doozers?
DOOZERS
Doozers!
Doozers Doozers.
DOOZERS (DOOZ’D)
(doozers)
Doozers.

ORIGINAL TWEET

You Can’t Take No for an Answer

Drew — Sun, 02 May 2021 06:12:00 +0000

In a montage set to “YOU CAN’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER,” we see Jim and his team go to all of the American television networks and get doors slammed in their faces. Note that the song will have to be played at 900% speed since there are only three doors and this will not take long.
INT. BUS TERMINAL – DAY
Jim, Frank, Jerry, Jerry, Dave, Richard, and Don are all sitting in their lockers.
RICHARD
What do we do now?
JIM
I guess all we can do is pray.
They all close their eyes and bow their heads.
JIM (CONT’D)
O Mighty Favog, we humbly ask your blessing upon our-
Jim is interrupted by a MAN yelling for him.
WAITER (O.S.)
Mr. Hanson? Mr. Hanson?
The man is the STEVE MARTIN WAITER, who walks up to the lockers holding a telephone.
WAITER
Are you Hanson, as in “MMMBop?”
JIM
No, Henson, as in “HmmmBop.”
WAITER
Telephone call for you – it’s some British guy.

ORIGINAL TWEET

Don Sahlin – Bears Wear Hats

A Scene We Wrote While Sitting on the Don Sahlin Bench

You Can’t Take No for an Answer