INTERVIEWER
Mr. Henson, what would you say is the definition of a Muppet? Where does that word come from and what does it really mean?
JIM
Well, I used to say that it was a combination of the words “marionette” and “puppet,” but I said that because, you see, I am a liar. I really just liked the sound of it. I think what the Muppets are about is learning to be yourself — being silly and weird, and following your dreams.
INTERVIEWER
Can… can I be a Muppet?
JIM
Of course! Anyone can be a Muppet if they’ve got a dream and a song to sing. If you love vaudevillian comedy and old show tunes, you’re a Muppet. If you love cookies or you live in a trash can, you’re a Muppet. If you have an uncle but no biological parents, you’re a Muppet. If Peter Sellers can grab your foot, pull it through a knot he’s made with your arm, and just totally screw you up real good, you’re a Muppet. And now I own you.

INTERVIEWER
Mr. Henson, would you say The Dark Crystal is a science fiction film or a fantasy film?
JIM
Well, if I had t–
Brian Froud BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL.
BRIAN FROUD
IT’S A DOCUMENTARY YOU FOOLS WAKE UP SHEEPLE IT’S REAL IT’S ALL REAL THE FAIRIES ARE EVERYWHERE AND THEY’RE COMING THE GOBLINS ARE DESCENDING THE GREAT CONJUNCTION IS UPON US THE CRYSTAL CALLS!!!!!

INTERVIEWER
Mr. Henson, I have to ask, which Muppet character is your favorite?
JIM
Hmmm…. It’s a tough choice.
INTERVIEWER
I’m sure it’s like picking a favorite child.
JIM
It really is.
INTERVIEWER
But if you had to choose one?
JIM
I’d pick Brian for sure.

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INTERVIEWER
Did you ever imagine you would be this successful?
JIM
Honestly, yes. I’ve always known I was going to be someone who made a difference in the world. I’ve also always known the date of my death. It’s probably going to ruin Frank’s birthday plans, but what can I do? You can’t foresee these things.

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