As the Muppets finish singing “RAINBOW CONNECTION,” we DOLLY OUT to reveal every Muppet and Henson creature ever made singing along, and then ZOOM IN on just one Muppet:
WILKINS
Now what do you think of Jim Henson?
Wilkins shoots you.
THE END
FADE OUT

MINISTER
Jane Nebel, do you take this man to be your husband for as long as you both shall live?
JANE
I do.
MINISTER
And do you, Jim Henson, take this woman to be your wife for as long as you both shall live?
JIM
I do dooo do do do.
The Snowths appear. Jim SINGS “MAHNA MAHNA” for the wedding guests. Jane is unsurprised, yet still disappointed.

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BOUNCY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC begins.
KATZENBERG
Jim, the Disney deal is going to be the best thing that ever happened to you. No more worrying about Kermit and Fozzie and Big Bird all the time.
JIM
Wait, did you just say Big–
KATZENBERG
Slip of the tongue, Jim. I meant to say Bean Bunny. Oh Jim, you don’t need to worry. We did shake hands after all.
JIM
That’s true. I’ll bet this deal will work out great!
“SHARE” BY JOE RAPOSO
JIM
(I’VE GOT)
SOME SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT
(YOU’VE GOT)
SOME SOMETHING THAT I WANT
PUT BOTH SOMETHINGS TOGETHER
AND SHARE
KATZENBERG
(I’LL TAKE)
YOUR SOMETHING THAT YOU’VE GOT
(THEN TAKE)
JOAN’S SOMETHING THAT SHE’S GOT (THEN I’LL)
PUT BOTH THINGS TOGETHER
AND STEEEEAL!!!

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Lew Grade shakes Jim’s hand, carelessly throws his cigar over his shoulder, and starts to SING to UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC.
TONY GEISS’S “THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR”
LEW
YOU’RE A HIPPY
YOU’RE A HIPPY
BUT I DON’T MIND
THAT YOU’RE A HIPPY
YOU’RE A FREAK, BUT
I DON’T MIND IT
THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR
Lew does a little tap dance.

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In a montage set to “YOU CAN’T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER,” we see Jim and his team go to all of the American television networks and get doors slammed in their faces. Note that the song will have to be played at 900% speed since there are only three doors and this will not take long.
INT. BUS TERMINAL – DAY
Jim, Frank, Jerry, Jerry, Dave, Richard, and Don are all sitting in their lockers.
RICHARD
What do we do now?
JIM
I guess all we can do is pray.
They all close their eyes and bow their heads.
JIM (CONT’D)
O Mighty Favog, we humbly ask your blessing upon our-
Jim is interrupted by a MAN yelling for him.
WAITER (O.S.)
Mr. Hanson? Mr. Hanson?
The man is the STEVE MARTIN WAITER, who walks up to the lockers holding a telephone.
WAITER
Are you Hanson, as in “MMMBop?”
JIM
No, Henson, as in “HmmmBop.”
WAITER
Telephone call for you – it’s some British guy.

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