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As the Muppets finish singing “RAINBOW CONNECTION,” we DOLLY OUT to reveal every Muppet and Henson creature ever made singing along, and then ZOOM IN on just one Muppet:
WILKINS
Now what do you think of Jim Henson?
Wilkins shoots you.
THE END
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LLOYD MORRISETT
Joan, are you sure it’s ethical to use television to get children hooked on the alphabet? Letters are so addicting! I’ve just used 103 of them!
JOAN
Oh my gosh, you’re right! I guess we won’t create Sesame Street after all.
THE END
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Jim’s head is inside of a toilet bowl.
JIM
Help.
A hand closes the lid and flushes the toilet. We TILT UP to reveal that the hand was Michael Eisner’s. He winks at the camera.
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