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BERNIE
You should consider buying the Walt Disney Company.
JIM
Walt Disney? He’ll never make it in features! He should stick to shorts.
BERNIE
Jim, it’s the 1980s now.
JIM
Time isn’t real if you never sleep! The future and the past are the same! You’ll understand when I make Timepiece.
BERNIE
Jim, are you okay?
JIM
Nope!

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Jim’s head is inside of a toilet bowl.
JIM
Help.
A hand closes the lid and flushes the toilet. We TILT UP to reveal that the hand was Michael Eisner’s. He winks at the camera.
FADE OUT

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